The Hamstring Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cardinals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.