The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Jeanty is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
90%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.