The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jeanty will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.