The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ref: "Number Jeanty, that's a flag." Jeanty: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.