The Garbage-Time Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jeanty's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.