The Snap Count Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Jeanty goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jeanty, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.