The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- The broadcast shows Jeanty on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeanty drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.