The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Jeanty's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.