The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeanty's stadium. Only over Jeanty.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Jeanty is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jeanty, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.