The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeanty's stadium. Only over Jeanty.
- Jeanty is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Jeanty scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.