The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Jeanty loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.