The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Coach says Jeanty is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
83%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeanty's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.