The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
87%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.