The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Jeanty's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
91%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.