The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jeanty goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.