The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Jeanty loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.