The Stuffed Run Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Jeanty gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
87%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeanty's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.