The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Ref: "Number Jeanty, that's a flag." Jeanty: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Coach says Jeanty is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- The broadcast shows Jeanty on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.