The Phantom Flag Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeanty's stadium. Only over Jeanty.
- Coach says Jeanty is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Jeanty, Jeanty, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.