The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Jeanty will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.