The Fumble Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Ref: "Number Jeanty, that's a flag." Jeanty: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jeanty will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Jeanty scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.