The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jeanty is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeanty drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.