The Stuffed Run Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeanty drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.