The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Jeanty will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeanty drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.