The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
84%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Falcons, Falcons, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.