The Hamstring Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Falcons defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Falcons drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.