The Bad Spot Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Falcons, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.