The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Falcons defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Falcons's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.