The Snap Count Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Estime on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Estime, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.