The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Estime, that's a flag." Estime: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Estime scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.