The Garbage-Time Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Estime's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Estime breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Estime drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.