The Garbage-Time Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- A mysterious flag erases Estime's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Estime, Estime, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.