The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Estime scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Estime, Estime, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.