The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Estime will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Estime, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.