The Stuffed Run Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Estime, that's a flag." Estime: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Estime scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.