The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Estime gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Estime drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.