The Late Scratch Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Estime breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
76%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Estime scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.