The Phantom Flag Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Ref: "Number Estime, that's a flag." Estime: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach says Estime is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Estime's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.