The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Estime gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Estime drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.