The Hamstring Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
VanSumeren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.