The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- VanSumeren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.