The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- VanSumeren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
VanSumeren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.