The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.