The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“Coach says VanSumeren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number VanSumeren, that's a flag." VanSumeren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
VanSumeren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.