The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases VanSumeren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
VanSumeren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.