The Garbage-Time Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows VanSumeren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- VanSumeren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
VanSumeren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.