The Snap Count Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- VanSumeren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.