The Committee Backfield Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- VanSumeren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make VanSumeren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.