The Snap Count Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Coach says VanSumeren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
VanSumeren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.