The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows VanSumeren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- The team goes up 21 early and VanSumeren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
86%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.